Ugh....the longer I'm in the business the more I begin to realize that escorts are NUTS.  Yes I said it, escorts are fucking NUTS.  And they usually don't show you that side of their personalities right away. The craziness usually floats to the top once you've gotten to know them.  I've been lucky though; most crazy escorts show some sign of imbalance right away, which is good because I won't waste any time befriending her.

All you have is one time to call me sounding crazy, imbalanced, or like a con-artist, before I tell you straight out, "I'm sorry sweetie, I'm a little too busy right now", If you ever heard me say that to you, then that's a hint that I think your NUTS.

I can't begin to tell you the amount of girls that contact me for some con-artist shit or just sounding ghetto over the phone.  I don't do crazy or ghetto.  My life is too structured, too organized, and too wonderful to deal with anyone who could possibly make me insane. 

Experts say that insanity is contagious, so I'm avoiding these girls like the flu.  After hearing escorts nag about clients, gossip about other escorts, gossip about message boards, nagging about family issues; my mind can't take all that crazy shit.  I'm as normal and sane as they come, and dammit I want to keep it that way.

No wonder I'm a loner....