I was having the most hilarious conversation with my adorable Korean client last week who spoke of his experiences with Escorts and their nasty living conditions. Every inch of his story was filed with the most humorous dialog; including stepping over piles of clothes and dog shit, then retreating to a room with nothing but a bare mattress placed on the floor next to a lamp with no lampshade. Talk about slumming!
If a hookers living condition is that bad then she's better off getting a cheap Motel room instead of subjecting her men to utter filth. But the same argument can be made for the men as well because I've heard multiples instances of girls going to see clients at locations that should be condemned by the city. Why any man would invite a woman to a filthy place is beyond me and vice versa. I pride myself with offering services in an upscale environment which takes VERY little effort if you're not a total lazy slob.
You girls make $200 per hour and then some, but can't afford to get a fucking bedroom set and clean sheets? Give me a break man. Then you have men who spend $200+ an hour on pussy, but won't pay Merry maids to come clean up so that a hooker can be comfortable when she's with him. Do you people not realize that it's the surroundings that make the largest first impression on a Hooker or a client?
When clients come to see me, the first thing they do when I open that door is make sure I'm the Hooker that's in the website, then next they scope out the surroundings to make sure everything is inviting. You also shouldn't let your pets roam around while you have guest, or have a sink full of dirty dishes. Another filthy no-no is having condom rappers everywhere, or used condoms in your trashcan where clients can see them. God that's gross.
If you're a high volume hooker then you definitely have your work cut out for you because you also have to consider the constant need for clean linens and towels. Nothing says gross like using a towel or sheets that's already been used by 5 other guys.
Creating a daily cleaning checklist would definitely help you girls keep your space in order. Before the client comes to see you, make sure that everything on your list has been completed. The list should look something like this:
-Wash my dirty fucking dishes
-Clean out the Basin in the bathroom
-Make sure my shit is off the floor
-Vacuum the floor
-Empty the trashcans
-Make sure the bathroom is stocked with clean towels and hygiene products
-Change the sheets
-Put my filthy animals in their cages
-Spray Lysol if I can smell those nasty fuckers
-Make sure the cum stained headboard is cleaned
*And last but not least*
Have fun and MAKE THAT MONEY! |
