Ladies....Ladies....Ladies

My dear sweet misguided female species, this entry is especially for you. More importantly, it's for the females out there who are either current or prospective hookers in training.  Let me give you some advice that will not only save you a headache, but will also save you the embarrassment of being labeled "Trouble" by the hobbying population.

I know that light conversation with clients is part of our industry practice, and is a way for clients to feel out our personality types, but what you disclose to clients about your personal life can be an automatic turn off and the ticket for him to disclose your business to others.  I can't begin to tell you all the information that is shared with me about specific escorts just based on his conversations with her.  From getting caught by family members, to getting arrested.  An overly talkative client will disclose ALL your business in a heartbeat; and his intent may not even be malicious, just random conversation!  But sadly enough the disclosure of your business may not stop in the bedroom with other escorts, it's usually plastered all over message boards and forums if other clients are inquiring information about you.

*So ladies listen up*

Think about it for a second, gossiping and disclosing personal info is bad business practices.  Now if your intent is connected with a motive like trying to get more money or sympathy from a client, then you're going about it all wrong.  Not only will he think that you're sort of pitiful, but he's going to tell others about your wicked strategies

So the moral of the story is; "keep the drama silent".

Besides, who the hell wants to pay you $200 to listen to your issues and bitching?  They're paying you to escape their own!  Got it?  Good!